Running Those Tables

Dear Jesus Lover,

The Lord is glad to be back in Sydney Australia. He celebrates his time back partying with his people.

 

 

He is back working the village.

 

Rock On,

Wheeze & SQueak

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Église Saint-Sulpice

Dear Jesus Lover,

the Lord was suitably impressed with yesterday’s visit to the oldest church in Paris.  Today He has decided to see if all the publicity from Angels and Demons has made any difference to Église Saint-Sulpice.  They were under strict orders to sell as many candles to the terrified as possible and he wants to see if they have met the quota.

Candles!  That’s €2 burning right there!

Love how they even have a photo of Joseph (that’s Pope Benedict XVI to you).

Checking out the confession facilities.  10 Hail Marys and last night’s visit to that establishment is forgiven.

He found the root of the problem.  It was clear early Catholic priests favoured boys too much, so much so they carved it into marble and passed that love on.  He studied the composition, the pervy gaze, baby on lap and pulling up other child’s skirt.  He lit a candle for their innocence and vowed to review the priest syllabus – perhaps more emphasis on discretion and bribery.

A must before He left!

Now with business all taken care of His Holiness can truly enjoy the sights, sounds, food and people of Paris!

Rock Sur,

Wheeze & SQueak 

Eglise St-Germain-des-Prés, Paris

Dear Jesus Lover,

since His Holiness is billing the Vatican for His expenses He chose to get the business part of the trip done and over with.  He spent the day in Paris’ oldest church, Paroissee Saint-Germain-des-Prés.

His flock has to be reminded of His high tolerance for pain.  Loved the dramatic set up.

Equal opportunities for all. Both sexes can love Him and He loves both sexes.  It’s a two-way street.

He loves animals too.

 He loved the violence.  Nothing better than a prepubescent priest wielding a cross stomping on a severed head on the Lord’s book to send the right message.  He will smite you wet blankets!!! Also give generously.

The Lord is off to visit Saint Sulpice tomorrow and  see what all the movie hype was about.

Rock sur,

Wheeze & SQueak 

The Big 0

Dear Jesus Lover,

 

friday has come around again. Usually The Messiah uses his Friday afternoons to get ready for his weekend appearances. However, this friday is an exception. Since His Holiness will be going away soon, he will actually be working the weekend, drumming up  new followers and doing spot checks on His houses.

 

So this friday he has his lunch break while catching up on a few current affairs.

 

“Minion get me a pair of Spanx. If Oprah likes it, it must be good”

He enjoys his lunch watching an0ther icon of biblical proportions on television. With his Columbian fair trade coffee of course.

Rock On

Wheeze and SQueak