Take Me To Amalfi

Dear Jesus Lover,

The Lord is done with these city folk (ie. american tourist) and is heading off to the Amalfi Coast. Like a true Italian; he does not want to spend summer in the city!

“Trenitalia Eurostar – free snacks to those in first class”

Claudio the driver – manoeuvred the hairpin turns of Amalfi like a pro.

(Jesus still couldn’t help himself but backseat drive)

True SFA

Jesus wants to remind all his readers that whale watching should only be done out at sea. He smites those that spoilt the scenery by making him “beach whale watch” instead.

Rock On,

Wheeze & SQueak

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Ciao Ciao Roma!

Dear Jesus Lover,

The Lord is happy to hit the juicy end of his trip. Rome. It is here where his main headquarters lies, Vatican.

He catches the Eurostar Italia again.

 

“SQueak – what train are we on again?”

After a quickie train ride Jesus demanded to view this site:

The Vatican.

Rock On,

Wheeze & SQueak

I Am Milanese If You Please…

Dear Jesus Lover,

title adapted from one of the Messiah’s favourite Disney classics – Lady And The Tramp!!

After a 26hr flight with a transit in Abu Dhabi, The Messiah has finally reached Italy. He is glad to have his two feet firmly on the ground and to escape the potential threat of deep vein thrombosis from flying cattle class.

Following the designated signs.

Continuing with the theme of poor man travel – he took a train to Milan Central

Glad to see the arrival committee in place.

The Lord wanted this to be a low-key affair so he slipped past the greeting committee and made his way to the hotel. He preferred them to be celebrating Assumption Day* instead of tending to his every need, that is what his church mice are for.

Rock On,

Wheeze & SQueak

*Assumption Day: 15 August, the day of mother Mary’s passing and where she was brought up to heaven.