Viewing The Patheon Without My Pantalons!

Dear Jesus Lover,

The Lord’s time in Rome is coming to a close. He has another 2 icons to visit – The Patheon and The Colosseum.  Today, he picks the Patheon, one of ancient Rome’s most well preserved buildings. Well preserved, just like The Messiah.

Time to visit royalty and the artistic, unlike me they cannot resurrect!

Asian tourist – cheapies who visit the “free entry” sites.

After a quick wave to Rapheal’s grave, The Messiah hit the streets of Rome for a quick check on one of his lesser known house.

No one there – he will smite those who pissed on the steps and left Him an empty bottle!

Spanish steps in Italy?

Rock On,

Wheeze & SQueak


Getting Sorted.

Dear Jesus Lover,

The Lord has made it safely to his modest quarters.  Despite the paper thin walls and drab carpets He is impressed by the aspect that the balcony provides.

Work on your GTL (gym, tan, laundry) – the Holy Trinity of life.  Maybe just T if you are on holiday.  No one likes a pasty shag.

Catching up on some light reading, wonder what the royals are up to this week?

He then heads to the local tourist information centre.

Too many choices.

He was annoyed that there was a serious lack of service.  Since there was no one to help provide him with any vital tourist information he decides that this will be a holiday based soley on SFA and meeting his children.  Priorities people, priorities.

Rock On,

Wheeze & SQueak