Holy Hispanico!

Dear Jesus Lover,

The Lord was suffering a little Gertrude Street withdrawal from his recent Melbourne visit. Therefore, he decided to take a stroll down Surry Hills Crown Street to help cushion his come down.

The cafe culture was not as good but he came across this interesting individual:

Such an avid Jesus Lover!

 This smiley gentleman even let him tap dance on the old cash register. Another fine example of when old is gold!

“Child, you have it wrong, I am supposed to brand you.”

 Jesus marvelled at the giant rubber stamp they used to brand their paper bags. Sometimes manual labour just adds that extra touch. He looked around at the offerings of the store of fair trade sourced merchandise. Ahh..the array of crosses, sugar skulls and portraits of one of his finer children Frida Kahlo on offer.

He left with a small purchase..

“SQueak – get the bag!”

Next time you are in the mood for some sugar skulls or some insane accessories don’t forget to check out Holy Kitsch where you will get service with a smile. Jesus gives this store his blessing!!

Rock On!

Wheeze & Squeak

Holy Kitsch: http://www.holykitsch.com.au/pages/stores-trading-hours

Rush of Blood to The Head

Dear Jesus Lover,

The Lord was taking a walk along His building when he came across familiar pleasure giving devices – ropes and harnesses!

Restrain me!

Like all good submissives he followed the rope….

So many implements! This will be the best ride of his life.

Getting ready for some absailing baby!

Loves a good game of Snakes and Ladders!

Getting at it from different angles!

Sydney city backdrop!

Best left to those with experience!

Children – don’t try this at home, leave it to the professionals.

Rock on,

Wheeze & SQueak

Bitches…I’m Back!!

Dear Jesus Lover,

The Messiah has decided to make his comeback by hitting the town. Starting the night off with good food and bubble tea COCK-tails are just what he needs. Off to the seedy part of town he heads…..

He arrives at Ms G’s….

Strikes a Saturday Night Fever Pose… Staying aliveeeeee!!!!

Checking out what is on offer…variety is the spice of life!

After sucking on his cocktail, some straw dancing was in order

Even Jesus knows Asians are a superior species, they can do mental math.  Shame about the lack of driving skills.

No night is complete without rubbing shoulders with celeb chefs, George Calombaris and the ever-so-famous Curtis Stone.

 Curtis was happy to see the Messiah.  Like all lessons before – good fakery is important George.

He finished off his meal with dessert and tea…

The Lord then decided that he will pay a visit to the house with the large neon numbers.

Until next time dear Jesus Lovers…

Rock On (The Messiah did long after the cocktails were finished),

Wheeze & SQueak

A Sunday Kind of Love

Dear Jesus Lover,

the Messiah was listening to some classic tunes* in the shower and was inspired.  He too needs “a love to last past Saturday night” and He’s “hoping to discover a certain kind of lover“.  The firefighters got Him all hot and bothered under the collar.  He decided to take an aimless stroll to let of some steam.

Choosing the right path is always difficult.  Left or right?

He ended up here!  (Sydney’s Kings Cross!!)

We cannot go into detail how He ended up here.  Everyone has shameful moments, He is no exception.

His Holiness apologises for the lack of continuity in the photographic material.  He had a bout of post coital dysphoria** and deeply regrets his actions.  Can’t always love ’em and leave ’em!  He has resolved that next Sunday he will go to the pub and play pool instead.

Rock on,

Wheeze & SQueak

*Etta James’ Sunday Kind of Love.  Available free for your listening pleasure at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfNLspDL3ns

**Post coital dysphoria:  Occurs post satisfactory nookies when a person should normally feel a sense of general well-being and experience muscular and physiological relaxation.  Sufferers become depressed, tense, anxious, irritable and show psychomotor agitation.  Sufferers often want to get away from the nookied and may become verbally or even physically abusive.  The disorder is more common in men.