Eglise St-Germain-des-Prés, Paris

Dear Jesus Lover,

since His Holiness is billing the Vatican for His expenses He chose to get the business part of the trip done and over with.  He spent the day in Paris’ oldest church, Paroissee Saint-Germain-des-Prés.

His flock has to be reminded of His high tolerance for pain.  Loved the dramatic set up.

Equal opportunities for all. Both sexes can love Him and He loves both sexes.  It’s a two-way street.

He loves animals too.

 He loved the violence.  Nothing better than a prepubescent priest wielding a cross stomping on a severed head on the Lord’s book to send the right message.  He will smite you wet blankets!!! Also give generously.

The Lord is off to visit Saint Sulpice tomorrow and  see what all the movie hype was about.

Rock sur,

Wheeze & SQueak 



Dear Jesus Lover,

His Holiness sometimes finds the gym too boring andspices up his exercise routine with a game of badminton with friends.  He is the firm favourite for off-court line calls as his height limits his involvment.  He goes for mainly social purposes and enjoys trash talking the opposition.  Threats to smite them unless He wins never fails.

He is always right.  Undisputed line call.

Rock on,

Wheeze & SQueak