the Lord was suitably impressed with yesterday’s visit to the oldest church in Paris. Today He has decided to see if all the publicity from Angels and Demons has made any difference to Église Saint-Sulpice. They were under strict orders to sell as many candles to the terrified as possible and he wants to see if they have met the quota.
Candles! That’s €2 burning right there!
Love how they even have a photo of Joseph (that’s Pope Benedict XVI to you).
Checking out the confession facilities. 10 Hail Marys and last night’s visit to that establishment is forgiven.
He found the root of the problem. It was clear early Catholic priests favoured boys too much, so much so they carved it into marble and passed that love on. He studied the composition, the pervy gaze, baby on lap and pulling up other child’s skirt. He lit a candle for their innocence and vowed to review the priest syllabus – perhaps more emphasis on discretion and bribery.
A must before He left!
Now with business all taken care of His Holiness can truly enjoy the sights, sounds, food and people of Paris!
since His Holiness is billing the Vatican for His expenses He chose to get the business part of the trip done and over with. He spent the day in Paris’ oldest church, Paroissee Saint-Germain-des-Prés.
His flock has to be reminded of His high tolerance for pain. Loved the dramatic set up.
Equal opportunities for all. Both sexes can love Him and He loves both sexes. It’s a two-way street.
He loves animals too.
He loved the violence. Nothing better than a prepubescent priest wielding a cross stomping on a severed head on the Lord’s book to send the right message. He will smite you wet blankets!!! Also give generously.
The Lord is off to visit Saint Sulpice tomorrow and see what all the movie hype was about.
His Holiness’ savings on airfare has allowed Him to splash out on accommodation for Him and His entourage. Here’s the very private glimpse into His living quarters whilst in Paris. Now this is where the magic happens!
Luxury accommodation fit for the King of all Kings right in the heart of Saint Germain.
Also conveniently located near one of His branches. It’s good to mix work and pleasure!
He loved His little smoking spot. When in France, chain smoke like the French!
Even the minions got a nice view. Single beds and a shared room meant they were unlikely to get any pleasure out of business.
This is where the magic happens!
This is also where the magic happens. His Holiness also loved the subtle reference to “you are in the shitter”.*
He got all excited!
The city of eternal light!
He was so excited he bought a new camera. Strictly business and claimable. To photograph the progress of His franchises.
It was all a bit too much to take. He had to lie back admire his handiwork and think of the adventures to come!