Size Is Everything.

Dear Jesus Lover,

today The Messiah comes face to face with his fear of nails which now a relic in the Milan Duomo. One of the 4 largest cathedrals in the world.

Gothic, gone wild!

Light my fire. BLOW my candle!

“Somethings are best laid to rest, I am not one of them.”

Also facing his fear of nails, especially the one that secured him firmly to the cross.

“I am your religious 7-eleven!”

Sorry about the skin and head Bartholomew. What happens in the The Caspian Sea, stays at The Caspian Sea.

Circumcision without margins.

You know the feeling when you just keep cutting in hope to make it better, sometimes things don’t go according to plan. Back alley doctors are well familiar with this feeling.

Jesus will be lightening the mood next time with a visit to a happier place at Parco Sempione with SQueak and their matchy matchy red hats.

Rock On,

Wheeze and SQueak

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Hippies Are Organic! (1)

Dear Jesus Lover,

the local hippy community were having a “green” festival at the park and the Messiah decided He would check it out!

He faced His fears with the help of this fine gent who let Him touch the props!  What a rush!

He hung out with some hippies at the music tent.  They could not be photographed because of the “herbs” in possession.  The Lord decided to take tree hugging a step further and climbed on one.

Talk about a natural high!

He also had to have His photo taken with this lovely lady.  A good example of fakery!

Because when the sun shines, we’ll shine together

Told you I’ll be here forever

Said I’ll always be your friend 

Took an oath, I’ma stick it out to the end

Now that it’s raining more than ever

Know that we’ll still have each other

You can stand under my umbrella

You can stand under my umbrella

(Ella Ella, ay ay ay)

Under my umbrella

Rock on,

Wheeze & SQueak 

Go to Church!

Dear Jesus Lover,

The Lord decided to do a little spot check at one of the local historic churches.  He was pleased to see that its doors were open between services and the £2 he put into collection box made a healthy clank.

Loving the stained glass and high imposing ceilings.

The Messiah burned his finger in all the excitement. He loved the romantic feel.

Tested out the pews.

Checked out the reading material.  Up to date!

Family portrait.  The Messiah concluded He looks better in resin.

 He felt right at home with the mini display and thanked them for their efforts.

He faced up to his fear of nails.

He said 10 Hail Marys and absolved himself of sin.

Rock on,

Wheeze & SQueak