Dear Jesus Lover,
it’s that time of year for me to plan a partay!
Once a year you illuminate phallus shaped objects in my honour.
Mammary gland disguised as rotary device – nice one zumbo!
Tasting the party food amongst his villagers.
Kawaii animae GROs*!
Going in for the purchase, not just the average free – sample. Trying is for buying.
Roman catholics provide the best service. “Milo, please!”
Spares, cos Santa ALWAYS rapes the buffet.
Happy ending. Always.
Don’t forget this is the season for giving not just receiving. Be silly but safe.
Adriano Zumbo Patissier: 80 Pyrmont Street, Pyrmont
Wheeze & SQueak
* GRO = guest relation officer.