Dear Jesus Lover,
the Lord was suitably impressed with yesterday’s visit to the oldest church in Paris. Today He has decided to see if all the publicity from Angels and Demons has made any difference to Église Saint-Sulpice. They were under strict orders to sell as many candles to the terrified as possible and he wants to see if they have met the quota.
Candles! That’s €2 burning right there!
Love how they even have a photo of Joseph (that’s Pope Benedict XVI to you).
Checking out the confession facilities. 10 Hail Marys and last night’s visit to that establishment is forgiven.
He found the root of the problem. It was clear early Catholic priests favoured boys too much, so much so they carved it into marble and passed that love on. He studied the composition, the pervy gaze, baby on lap and pulling up other child’s skirt. He lit a candle for their innocence and vowed to review the priest syllabus – perhaps more emphasis on discretion and bribery.
A must before He left!
Now with business all taken care of His Holiness can truly enjoy the sights, sounds, food and people of Paris!
Wheeze & SQueak