The Louvre – Part 3

Dear Jesus Lover,

a trip to the Louvre is not complete without viewing the Mona Lisa.

He was glad for the clear directions.  Anticipate needs!

He parted the sea of Chinese, Japanese, Korean and American tourists with ease to get the best spot in front.

He was most impressed with the painting of His chai walla.  They obviously left out the tattoo.

The scribes got it wrong!  There is a gay quarter in Heaven!  Perfectly depicted here.  2 levels of beauty in oils.  Lots of abs, easy access cloth and plenty of cuddling.

GTL.  This was clearly recognised in the early days.  Gym so you have a fit bod to pose naked, Tan – pasty is never in fashion, unless you’re a ginger in denial, Laundry – no one likes to see that He has been less than kind.  Keep small members under wraps.

Rock sur,

Wheeze & SQueak

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Stairway to Heaven

Dear Jesus Lover,

Monday is upon us again.  He is dragging his feet all the way to the Office.  Sometimes even the Boss has to look like He is mucking in with the rest.  But He draws the line at photocopying for that is a task for His secretarial bitches.

He embraces technology on the commute to work.  No rush hour traffic.  Ever.

Jesus and his administrative army of white fluff.  The team behind all your answered and unanswered prayers.

Work hard, delegate wherever possible, never accept blame, do overtime so you may be paid to go on Facebook after hours and enthusiastically lick superior ass so one day you too might have your own office and an army of administrative bitches.

Rock on,

Wheeze & SQueak