Cruising To Capri

Dear Jesus Lover,

today The Lord is day tripping over to the luxury resort littered island of Capri. The Vatican budget did not include stays in the place where Beyonce and Jay-Z hang in the summer.

Working on his eurotrash tan.

Not quite La Paolino but He was on a tight budget and strict instructions to rub shoulders with the common middle class.

Another standard tourist shot at Faraglione.

Keeping with the budget theme – even for transportation.

On his last day, The Messiah will wind up his trip and tying up some loose ends.  He cannot wait to head home , he misses Wheeze who stayed away from the hot weather (she melts easily).

Rock On,

Wheeze & SQueak

 

 

 

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Cos I’m Tripping…

Dear Jesus Lover,

The Lord has decided to take a day out of the Milanese city and visit Lake Como. Where most of the Italians escape too during the summer to turn themselves into dark brown leathery bags.

No frills here, slumming it out with the common man on Trenitalia!

Crusing Como, sipping an espresso macchiato!

One small step for man, one giant step for Jesus Christ!

Spot check on this house in Bellagio – empty!!

The Lord understands that on a fine weathered day, worship may take the back seat. Just an obligatory visit to allow the tax deduction.

Joining the wall of fame, clearly their disguises did not allow them to go incognito!

“I spy with my little eye….topless sunbathers!”

Last stop – yet another Duomo, double tax deduction.

Had to make a pit stop at the cathedral dedicated to the Assumption of his mama Mary and the seat for the Bishop of Como.

No fingertips were burnt during the acquisition of this picture.

Alas dear Jesus Lover, The Messiah must bid arriverdeci to Lombardy and all its pleasures it had to offer. Next stop Firenzi where the streets are museum-like and smell like urinals. Bless the juxtapositions.

Rock On,

Wheeze & Squeak

Downstream! Upstream! The river Seine, Paris

Dear Jesus Lover,

The Lord decided to make the most of the warmthand the sunshine and catch some rays.  What better way to top up His tan than whilst cruising down the famed river Seine?

He eyes up potential holiday homes.

Ooooh….

Ahhhhh… Like a tourist at the architecture.

He decided to treat Himself to a little ride.

He fell in love with the French beauty that pulled the carriage.  And made good friends with Pom Pom the horse with size 8 feet (up from the average 3).  Well hung.

Special treatment is the norm.  Pretty French man let His Holiness crack his whip!

Rock sur,

Wheeze & SQueak