A Catholic Priest Never Changes His Collarino

Dear Jesus Lover,

The Louvre takes 312 hours to cover.  He needed a break from all this culture and some of them were repeats hanging in His local pub so he couldn’t be bothered to act impressed.  So he went for a breather, to drink His blood and have a fag.

He was enraged to see that they hadn’t invited Him to join them.

And the woman didn’t even meet the usual standards.  Have standards. Raise the bar and keep it high.

So now He shakes his fists at the world.

 

Rock sur,

Wheeze & SQueak

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Église Saint-Sulpice

Dear Jesus Lover,

the Lord was suitably impressed with yesterday’s visit to the oldest church in Paris.  Today He has decided to see if all the publicity from Angels and Demons has made any difference to Église Saint-Sulpice.  They were under strict orders to sell as many candles to the terrified as possible and he wants to see if they have met the quota.

Candles!  That’s €2 burning right there!

Love how they even have a photo of Joseph (that’s Pope Benedict XVI to you).

Checking out the confession facilities.  10 Hail Marys and last night’s visit to that establishment is forgiven.

He found the root of the problem.  It was clear early Catholic priests favoured boys too much, so much so they carved it into marble and passed that love on.  He studied the composition, the pervy gaze, baby on lap and pulling up other child’s skirt.  He lit a candle for their innocence and vowed to review the priest syllabus – perhaps more emphasis on discretion and bribery.

A must before He left!

Now with business all taken care of His Holiness can truly enjoy the sights, sounds, food and people of Paris!

Rock Sur,

Wheeze & SQueak 

Sweet G…

Dear Jesus Lover,

thank fuck its Friday.  The Lord is excited that the weekend is finally upon us.  As usual he has an exciting Saturday planned that will knock your socks off!  He was getting a little hot under the collar at the thought of Saturday night’s activities!!  Gelato was the answer to help cool him down (the standard tub variety just doesn’t cut it).

After taking the bus earlier this week, the Lord opts to be chauffeured.

I want it and I want it all!

“I’ll get this one, its on the Vatican anyway”.

Keeping his toes toasty.

Boys want to be like him.  Boys want to be with him.

Everyone needs a sweet little tambourine player, even Jesus.  ♥

 (He is the Holy Grail for Catholic Priests)

Rock On,

Wheeze & SQueak