The Vatican.

Dear Jesus Lover,

the time has come in The Lord’s Italian escapade to put his head down and his bum up. All in the name of work of course! He is visiting the little city in a city dedicated to his worship, The Vatican.

“Long walks are my speciality”

Just a quick stop to refuel at St. Peters square.  Must tell them to clean off the moss.

He then enters St. Peters Basilica incognito. Jesus fits the strict dress code required to enter the basilica. Shoulders covered – check. Knees covered – what knees?. Appropriate neckline – check.

Michalengelo’s Pieta – mommy and me!

The least I could do for my apostle Peter – keep his seat warm!

Eucharist time – form an orderly queue and open wide!

He then gave Peters feet a quick rub for luck before he was hurried along by the men in black…

Addressing St Peters square – shame no one was listening. How can a cripple old Pope have more pull? Cue foot stamp!

The Messiah left St. Peters Basilica glad that this place was dedicated to his apostle Peter who was crucified upside down because he knew he was never going to be on the level playing field with him.

Next stop: Vatican Museum and the Sistine Chapel.

Rock On,

Wheeze & SQueak

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Size Is Everything.

Dear Jesus Lover,

today The Messiah comes face to face with his fear of nails which now a relic in the Milan Duomo. One of the 4 largest cathedrals in the world.

Gothic, gone wild!

Light my fire. BLOW my candle!

“Somethings are best laid to rest, I am not one of them.”

Also facing his fear of nails, especially the one that secured him firmly to the cross.

“I am your religious 7-eleven!”

Sorry about the skin and head Bartholomew. What happens in the The Caspian Sea, stays at The Caspian Sea.

Circumcision without margins.

You know the feeling when you just keep cutting in hope to make it better, sometimes things don’t go according to plan. Back alley doctors are well familiar with this feeling.

Jesus will be lightening the mood next time with a visit to a happier place at Parco Sempione with SQueak and their matchy matchy red hats.

Rock On,

Wheeze and SQueak