Running Those Tables

Dear Jesus Lover,

The Lord is glad to be back in Sydney Australia. He celebrates his time back partying with his people.

 

 

He is back working the village.

 

Rock On,

Wheeze & SQueak

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Arrivederci Amalfi, Ti Amo!

Dear Jesus Lover,

The Lord is spending his last day on the Amalfi Coast. He is spending today, tying up loose ends and finishing his trip on a high. After some much needed rays and SFA (sweet fuck all) at the pebbled beach, he tottles off to the Cathedral of Amalfi.

No mountain too high, no hill to steep!

“Come follow me” – words that St. Andrew followed, look what he got for it.

…A pretty crypt on one of the best coast in the world (location, location, location). It pays to be a fisherman and follow strangers! Jesus will be heading back home after a long trip living la dolce vita and is glad to know that his houses are still raking in the dollars. He shared his life with you, the least you could do is share some dollars with him. Bible sales up!

Rock On,

Wheeze & SQueak 

Cruising To Capri

Dear Jesus Lover,

today The Lord is day tripping over to the luxury resort littered island of Capri. The Vatican budget did not include stays in the place where Beyonce and Jay-Z hang in the summer.

Working on his eurotrash tan.

Not quite La Paolino but He was on a tight budget and strict instructions to rub shoulders with the common middle class.

Another standard tourist shot at Faraglione.

Keeping with the budget theme – even for transportation.

On his last day, The Messiah will wind up his trip and tying up some loose ends.  He cannot wait to head home , he misses Wheeze who stayed away from the hot weather (she melts easily).

Rock On,

Wheeze & SQueak

 

 

 

Ravelling In Ravello

Dear Jesus Lover,

The Lord apologises for his slight blogging hiatus. There has been a tragedy in his church mice colony and Wheeze & Squeak were given time off to cope with this.

 

Jesus is continuing his SFA at the Amalfi Coast. Today, Claudio took him to Ravello. He will be visiting the musical stage and 2 of the main villas there.

 

“Children – listen to me preach!”

The Lord loves Ravello, a favourite haunt for similar legends of biblical proportions for example the late Greta Garbo, Tennesse Williams and Sara Teasdale. The Ravello Festival when the musical geniuses gather, started in remembrance of  Richard Wagner, the tickets attract a heafty sum annually. The let The Messiah take stage despite being slightly tone deaf.

He then hopped skipped and jumped in Villa Rufolo and Villa Cimbrone where there horizon meets the sea.

Standard tourist shot – a must!

In the courtyard before walking on the Judas tree lined walkway. Trust Judas to want to steal the limelight!

The Lord really enjoyed his time in Ravello. He enjoys spending time with the musicians who love GREENERY as an inspiration for good music!

Rock On,

Wheeze & SQueak

Take Me To Amalfi

Dear Jesus Lover,

The Lord is done with these city folk (ie. american tourist) and is heading off to the Amalfi Coast. Like a true Italian; he does not want to spend summer in the city!

“Trenitalia Eurostar – free snacks to those in first class”

Claudio the driver – manoeuvred the hairpin turns of Amalfi like a pro.

(Jesus still couldn’t help himself but backseat drive)

True SFA

Jesus wants to remind all his readers that whale watching should only be done out at sea. He smites those that spoilt the scenery by making him “beach whale watch” instead.

Rock On,

Wheeze & SQueak

The Smite-ing Ground

Dear Jesus Lover,

The Lord is headed in his Prada toga to the Colosseum. A place where everything and anything was done in the name of a good time.

 

” When is the venation*

“All the stray lambs that I need to lead to slaughter”

The Messiah was disappointed at the lack of bloodshed on the day. Gone are the good ‘ol times of reenactment and unnecessary death – damn these public liability laws and common decency!

Rock On,

Wheeze & SQueak

 

* venatio = animal hunt

Viewing The Patheon Without My Pantalons!

Dear Jesus Lover,

The Lord’s time in Rome is coming to a close. He has another 2 icons to visit – The Patheon and The Colosseum.  Today, he picks the Patheon, one of ancient Rome’s most well preserved buildings. Well preserved, just like The Messiah.

Time to visit royalty and the artistic, unlike me they cannot resurrect!

Asian tourist – cheapies who visit the “free entry” sites.

After a quick wave to Rapheal’s grave, The Messiah hit the streets of Rome for a quick check on one of his lesser known house.

No one there – he will smite those who pissed on the steps and left Him an empty bottle!

Spanish steps in Italy?

Rock On,

Wheeze & SQueak