“Jesus Is The New Black” GaGa 2011

Dear Jesus Lover,

The Messiah is very grateful for the following He has received in recent times. However, He realises that he must stay current. It has been hard work for him getting in touch with the common man and showing you that catholic priest are not the only ones that can misbehave.

His Holiness decided to pay a visit to the local CD shop to see what were the latest offerings.

Browsing the racks (CDs and ladies) he realised that anything in the discount bin just does not satisfy.

Jesus then came across a certain individual – Lady GaGa. Turning overleaf, he got excited by such tracks like Judas, Electric Chapel, Bloody Mary and Black Jesus just to name a few.

This is exactly what the church needs – controversy to keep it current!

“Meet me later at electric chapel?”

Bloody Mary, never let me get with chicks like these!

Insert! Insert! Insert! Jesus is excited over insertion.

God’s choice – Government Hooker. Nothing like a bureaucrat to help you take the edge off. The experience is heightened if this bureaucrat can speak German. Imaging the tongue rolling involved.

Just like Jesus – say “NO” to piracy!

Rock On

Wheeze & SQueak

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Sexually Frustrated

Dedicated to Jesus Lover Lee to show that he isn’t only one with frustrations.

Dear Jesus Lover,

not everyone is lucky to get it when they snap their fingers.  And not everyone has an extra £20 to spend on “affection“.  The good Lord has given you the gift of the Internet, and free websites where you can be “affectionate” alone (or in a group) and in the comfort of your own home.  But do not take liberties with your ISP* and the agreed download limit.  Even His Holiness has limits.

Click for full effect.

The King quotes the King’s Speech.

Surf wisely.  Too much of a good thing is a bad thing.

Rock on,

Wheeze & SQueak

*ISP = Internet Service Provider