Melbourne Swag

Dear Jesus Lover,

we have saved the best of Melbourne for last.  The trendiness of the city makes it impossible to have just one absolute favourite place to spend His Vatican bonds.  Who better than the masters at Harry Wragg to show the good Lord how to mix vintage and new.  It also helps that they really do have the best A-grade shit in town!

Mim shared with His Holiness the delights of one of a kind shoe designs.

The Lord even managed to sneak a little fun in the changing rooms!  It was a case of “What happens in Melbourne, stays in Melbourne” for this Brit tourist!

Group photo with His churchmice and the newly acquired fashion investments.  Armed with these acquisitions, the trendy generation will have no choice but to take notice of the Saviour, even if it’s the outfit and not the preaching.  As the marketing gurus say, “Any attention is good attention!”.

The Lord was spent after that fashion flurry at Harry Wragg.  He learned a few lessons on how to up His swag.  This called for a trip to Koko Black!

It was just what the doctor ordered….

Since He had His fill of milk chocolate, He had the tart and got some dark chocolate for later.

 The Lord is pleased with His flock in Melbourne, they have excelled at the most important aspects of life; food, fashion and opulent surroundings.  He will be back with more Vatican bonds to check that they have made further progress.

Rock on,

Wheeze & SQueak

Get some swag at Harry Wragg.

A Pleasant Surprise

Dear Jesus Lover,

Saturday has come around again. Given the shocking past few weeks The Lord has had and his little talk with The Spaniard still fresh in his mind; He decided to put in a couple of extra hours at the office meeting, greeting and preaching.

 

He got out early and came across this….

 

The Messiah was feeling warm and fuzzy from the love.

He thought this was a very appropriate illustration of one of his 10 commandments:

Love thy neighbour. The Messiah hopes you do the same. He is grateful that he put in the extra hours at the office so he could come across this gem.

Rock On,

Wheeze & SQueak

Tending To Your Flock

Dear Jesus Lover,

Monday has come around again.  The Messiah hopes you have enjoyed your weekend.  He certainly had a good time (thanks Otter).  However, you must not neglect your calling.  His Holiness did not and decided to visit the common people, preaching his word.  He starts off the afternoon indulging with one of his disciples over an over-priced lunch.

Ready to rock on!

He then went door to door preaching his good work.  (We didn’t mention self praise is no praise)

I will lead this lamb to the slaughter

Jesus gets in all the good gigs. (Buddies with the door bitch)

He decided to go all the way and catch public transport just like a commoner.  (He did not appreciate the wet bench or lack of shade)

Or lack of a bus and civilisation

Jesus had a revelation; the ones on death’s door are best – they offer cookies and milk.

Rock on,

Wheeze & SQueak