thank fuck the business part of the trip is out of the way. After a few weeks in Italy, Jesus has soaked up a lot of the Dolce Vita culture. He starts his day like any self-respecting Roman with a Maranchino at the bar. Cheaper than chips or the Australian $3.00 per coffee.
The Lord loved their matchy outfits and the view at his eye-level!!
After a great start to his morning enjoying his coffee and biscotti, The Lord headed to Villa Borghese. He will never forgive Pope Paul V for letting his nephew turn this once vineyard into a park! The blasphemy.
This could have been an alcoholic fountain. Clear disappointment.
Squeak took Jesus on a joyride so he can feel the wind through his beard and watch the passerbys.
When in Rome do as the romans do – wear a toga and have slaves to do your dirty.
He enjoyed his day doing Sweet Fuck All. He finished of his night with a decision to dine in.
the Lord made his way through all the great pieces of sculptured art. He stopped to marvel at a great pair of legs and an ample bosom more than once. His masterpieces deserve a lingering second look. Damn those inappropriately dressed American tourists!!!
The only gender giveaway. And it’s subtle.
Who needs the Creation of Adam? Move over Michelangelo. I am the new black.
the Lord is all psyched up for the art at the Lourve! There’s too much to cram into this resurrection, so He has done his best and purchased a 3 day pass.
The mandatory pyramid photo. Yet another icon in Phallic Paris!
He cut the queue that stretched forever to get in. Purchase your tickets online. He has given you the gift of the Internet!
He was pleased to see many of His subjects soaking in the culture.
Like any experienced traveller, He got a map and planned is route of attack! The main aim – to see the Mona Lisa! He’s always been intrigued why Leo painted that smug bitch.
He grabbed a quick drink and was appalled by the lack of alcoholic beverages!!! The French should stay true to themselves and sell some wine! Art is best appreciated under the influence (you may read into that).
Tomorrow His Holiness admires the beauty of the sculptures and tries to answer the eternal question, “Why are their dicks so small???”