The Louvre – Part 3

Dear Jesus Lover,

a trip to the Louvre is not complete without viewing the Mona Lisa.

He was glad for the clear directions.  Anticipate needs!

He parted the sea of Chinese, Japanese, Korean and American tourists with ease to get the best spot in front.

He was most impressed with the painting of His chai walla.  They obviously left out the tattoo.

The scribes got it wrong!  There is a gay quarter in Heaven!  Perfectly depicted here.  2 levels of beauty in oils.  Lots of abs, easy access cloth and plenty of cuddling.

GTL.  This was clearly recognised in the early days.  Gym so you have a fit bod to pose naked, Tan – pasty is never in fashion, unless you’re a ginger in denial, Laundry – no one likes to see that He has been less than kind.  Keep small members under wraps.

Rock sur,

Wheeze & SQueak

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The Louvre – Part 2

Dear Jesus Lover,

the Lord made his way through all the great pieces of sculptured art.  He stopped to marvel at a great pair of legs and an ample bosom more than once.  His masterpieces deserve a lingering second look.  Damn those inappropriately dressed American tourists!!!

 

The only gender giveaway.  And it’s subtle.

Who needs the Creation of Adam?  Move over Michelangelo.  I am the new black.

His own temporary display.  Kneel before Him!!

His Holiness found a more appropriate throne.

Rock sur,

Wheeze & SQueak  

 

The Louvre

Dear Jesus Lover,

the Lord is all psyched up for the art at the Lourve!  There’s too much to cram into this resurrection, so He has done his best and purchased a 3 day pass.

The mandatory pyramid photo.  Yet another icon in Phallic Paris!

He cut the queue that stretched forever to get in.  Purchase your tickets online.  He has given you the gift of the Internet!

He was pleased to see many of His subjects soaking in the culture.

Like any experienced traveller, He got a map and planned is route of attack!  The main aim – to see the Mona Lisa!  He’s always been intrigued why Leo painted that smug bitch.

He grabbed a quick drink and was appalled by the lack of alcoholic beverages!!!  The French should stay true to themselves and sell some wine!  Art is best appreciated under the influence (you may read into that).

Tomorrow His Holiness admires the beauty of the sculptures and tries to answer the eternal question, “Why are their dicks so small???”

Rock sur,

Wheeze & SQueak