today The Lord will show you a perfect example that all men are “under the thumb”.
Take perfect specimen:
“Its a lady’s way or the highway bitches”
Vasari’s Corridor! Commissioned to be built by one of the Dukes from the powerful Florentine Medici family in 1954. His son Francesco married a fierce woman who did not believe living near a sewer was glamours she demanded that Francesco lives a million miles from work. So this elevated covered walk-way was built to ensure a safe passage to work and a constant reminder that women rule! Even Hitler loved the idea.
Saturday has come around again. Given the shocking past few weeks The Lord has had and his little talk with The Spaniard still fresh in his mind; He decided to put in a couple of extra hours at the office meeting, greeting and preaching.
He got out early and came across this….
The Messiah was feeling warm and fuzzy from the love.
He thought this was a very appropriate illustration of one of his 10 commandments:
Love thy neighbour. The Messiah hopes you do the same. He is grateful that he put in the extra hours at the office so he could come across this gem.
Monday is upon us again. He is dragging his feet all the way to the Office. Sometimes even the Boss has to look like He is mucking in with the rest. But He draws the line at photocopying for that is a task for His secretarial bitches.
He embraces technology on the commute to work. No rush hour traffic. Ever.
Jesus and his administrative army of white fluff. The team behind all your answered and unanswered prayers.
Work hard, delegate wherever possible, never accept blame, do overtime so you may be paid to go on Facebook after hours and enthusiastically lick superior ass so one day you too might have your own office and an army of administrative bitches.
Monday has come around again. The Messiah hopes you have enjoyed your weekend. He certainly had a good time (thanks Otter). However, you must not neglect your calling. His Holiness did not and decided to visit the common people, preaching his word. He starts off the afternoon indulging with one of his disciples over an over-priced lunch.
Ready to rock on!
He then went door to door preaching his good work. (We didn’t mention self praise is no praise)
I will lead this lamb to the slaughter
Jesus gets in all the good gigs. (Buddies with the door bitch)
He decided to go all the way and catch public transport just like a commoner. (He did not appreciate the wet bench or lack of shade)
Or lack of a bus and civilisation
Jesus had a revelation; the ones on death’s door are best – they offer cookies and milk.