His Holiness does not encourage too many trips to IKEA, consuming synthethic meatballs on a weekly basis does nothing for you. Today His Holiness suggests that you unwind in your local garden. You may have to share your garden with the local community.
His Holiness runs his with his own holy horticultural society – Adam, Eve and Michael. He would have preferred to have the holy trinity of boys but Eve had a hissy. God always plays nice, bears it and rocks on.
Don’t stray from the path.
The Lord likes a neatly trimmed bush. No strays!
Let there be light!
Who needs a solarium? I created the sun – Genius.
Jesus Lover continue to trim your bush, work on your tan and have a quick roll in the hay to take the edge off.
you must remember to be well-groomed. It opens the door to many opportunities. The Messiah’s dishellved spiky bed-head look does not come easy. God is no exception. Jesus has to share the same wash basin as everyone else.
But he gets a full body suds bath.
Catching up on a little light reading. 2011 years has taken its toll – time for a little botox?
Making new friends with Melissa (The Messiah starting to dabble in “dollification”?)
Jesus loves an “otter” apprentice. Third year apprentices only – no rookies.
God has to pay – no exceptions! He choose to go cash free.
Jesus is a big tipper.
As we have said dear Jesus Lovers, grooming opens many doors.