Soaking Up The Last of The Sun

Dear Jesus Lover,

today is the Lord’s last day in the Gold Coast.  He decided to squeeze in a little bit more tanning before He caught His flight home.  Only in the Gold Coast can you get a tan in winter!

GTL.  Never neglect Tan even if G and L are somewhat impossible.

He waited for His taxi in the lobby.  Killing two birds with one stone and catching the last bit of QL rays.

To the airport and pronto please!!!  I have a Virgin to catch!

 Although He understood that self-service was a necessary evil, the experience lacked the personal touch.

The Messiah will miss the cheerful people from the Gold Coast and the sunshine.

Rock on,

 Wheeze & SQueak

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Science Week? Put Your Reading Glasses ON!

Dear Jesus Lover,

the Lord heard a rumour that lots of nerdy animal healers had converged in the Gold Coast for some sort of yearly academic tradition.  He decided to take a trip down to check out the nerdy animal healers and show them His support.

TAXI!!!!  He didn’t want to be late for the awards ceremony, the dinner and most importantly – the drinks!

40 years!  Toast?! TOAST!!

 He realised that most of these vets hide behind poorly made assumptions.  They are not nerdy!  The Lord enjoyed the night seeing the bottom of shot glasses…

Hic.

Rock On,

Wheeze & SQueak 

Pleasures of Black Masked Men

Dear Jesus Lover,

the Lord was leisurely strolling along the street hoping to bump into more meter maids and looking for a place to top up on His cigarettes when He spotted these outside the tobacconist!

He was intrigued.  They were sort of like Kenny off South Park but more well dressed.

It appeared they weren’t intrigued.  Just smitten.  They came in handy for a lift to the counter when He was asking for His Lucky Strikes.

 The Lord was appalled at the poor suture work but likes the idea of spares.

Rock on,

Wheeze & SQueak  

Still Rocking it Hard! (2)

Dear Jesus Lover,

the Lord loves the Hard Rock hospitality so much he celebrates His children and embraces His feminine side with a perfectly mixed glass of liquid joy.

He loves the extra large glasses.  They know their Messiah likes it BIG.

He was very merry thanks to effective glass sizes and stood on the tables to pose for photos.  Had to show everyone that He is the ultimate Superstar!

Post liquid lunch He supported the franchise by purchasing a commemorative cap.  It might not be His prefered style but He had to show some love.

He paid tribute to the other King.  King of rock and roll!

Rock on,

Wheeze & SQueak  

Hard Rock Cafe (1)

Dear Jesus Lover,

the Messiah thought he’d grab an iconic bite before hitting the beach again.  What better place than the Hard Rock Cafe?

The iconic at iconic places.

The Lord was very pleased with the warm and enthusiastic welcome.

It was better than Hooters and their “see no touch” policy.  He liked how the staff here worked up his appetite.

He chose to go with the latest fad diet.  A liquid lunch.  Less calories than a double burger and He walks (read: stumbles) out happier!

The perfect starter… Maybe a Margarita for the main?  He is fond of them Mexicans.

Rock on,

Wheeze & SQueak 

Shiny, Glittery Things!!

Dear Jesus Lover,

after The Lord enjoyed getting in deep at the beach He decided that He was sufficiently satisfied.  Now off to meet His laid-back children and spread His good work.

He dusted of the sand…

Unfortunately he was unable to get all the sand off, especially in those hard to reach places.

… and ran into these pretty, young do-gooders!!!

Meter maids*

He praised them for their good work.  These young ladies pound the pavements in their gold bikinis doing the good deed of topping up your parking meter.  All this in the name of SFA at the beach!

They parted with a ménage à trois smooch

This made The Lord feel warm and fuzzy.  Nothing like attractive do-gooders as it is meant to be.  His encounter with these lovely ladies has his trip made!  He walks around with a spring in his step and sand in-between his toes.

Rock On,

Wheeze & SQueak

* http://www.metermaids.com

SFA Thursday?

Dear Jesus Lover,

sometimes you must NOT impose restrictions upon yourself.  The Messiah heeds this philosophy and heads down to Surfers Paradise.

Feels the wind in his hair and in between his toes

He is glad to know the lifeguards are on standby but he is not disrobing to jump into the sea today.  Holy water must remain a scarce commodity!

Lifeguards are like condoms, always at the ready.

The Lord got comfortable..

Better than latex mattresses with a good view.

He can let his hair down knowing there will be no parking fines.

Rock On,

Wheeze & SQueak