Checked In.

Dear Jesus Lover,

upon reaching the train station, The Lord decided that he has had enough of rubbing shoulders with the common folk and took a taxi to his accommodation.

He chose a place close to work. The Milan cathedral is the forth largest cathedral in the world and he foresees repeat visits may in in order.

Living La Vida Moda!

“This robe is much better than the rags I have on, its even in my colour.”

Bidets are essential. Washing is policy. Not negotiable!

Just a humble breakfast tray.  Who said gluttony was a sin?

Today Jesus will be recovering from his jet lag and will be hitting the streets of Milano tomorrow, in the meantime he will be practicing his much needed SFA and enjoying an apertivito at the bar.

Rock On,

Wheeze & SQueak


Menial Tasks

Dear Jesus Lover,

The Messiah has not given in to the trappings of the celebrity lifestyle.  His Holiness insists on expereincing the daily menial tasks that life has inflicted upon his flock.  Just like everyone He becomes hunter, gatherer and provider at the local supermarket.

Stocking up on Tequila shot and margarita supplies.  He likes to show the “chickas” a good time.

Wine and cheese platter for the next holy communion?

The Messiah’s favourite movie – Pineapple Express. He likes anything to do with greens (over analysis of this is required).

God likes to go organic in foods – not grooming!

Rock on,

Wheeze & SQueak