Hippies are Organic! (2)

Dear Jesus Lover,

the Lord had such a good time with organic pizzas and smokes that He had go back for day 2!

This time he took the time to check out the unconventional accommodation and its organic occupants.  Nothing better than a cup of organic green tea made with solar heated hot water.

And check out their wares.

If the shoe fits… He bought these to battle kawaii wannabes.  Win with pixie booties.

They even gave Him his own mini circus.  High as a kite!

They made sure the Lord was the star of the show!

His very own big top!

Jesus approves of colour blocking!

He recommends that you seek out your local hippy fest for organic playtime!

Rock on,

Wheeze & SQueak 


Hippies Are Organic! (1)

Dear Jesus Lover,

the local hippy community were having a “green” festival at the park and the Messiah decided He would check it out!

He faced His fears with the help of this fine gent who let Him touch the props!  What a rush!

He hung out with some hippies at the music tent.  They could not be photographed because of the “herbs” in possession.  The Lord decided to take tree hugging a step further and climbed on one.

Talk about a natural high!

He also had to have His photo taken with this lovely lady.  A good example of fakery!

Because when the sun shines, we’ll shine together

Told you I’ll be here forever

Said I’ll always be your friend 

Took an oath, I’ma stick it out to the end

Now that it’s raining more than ever

Know that we’ll still have each other

You can stand under my umbrella

You can stand under my umbrella

(Ella Ella, ay ay ay)

Under my umbrella

Rock on,

Wheeze & SQueak 

Life Lesson No.3: How to Be Faketastic!

Dear Jesus Lover,

the Lord understands sometimes you must pretend/put on a show/deceive/bullshit for personal gain.  Life is such and He is sympathetic to the trials of life.  But he insist that if you pretend/put on a show/deceive/bullshit for personal gain, you do it with flair, enthusiasm and even better if it’s for a good cause!

This Elvis impersonator is obviously missing the gaudy get up and a lot of hair.  This is poor Elvis fakery.  His Holiness was disappointed as he thought the memory and the music of the royalty of rock and roll deserved better.


He found this gem!  He gave generously by text to save tiger cubs in the wild.

He hopes you have been inspired to take your performances of fakery to greater heights, be it fund-raising, talking your way out of law enforcement’s expensive evil grasp or the weekly blowjobligation.  If you are faking it – be faketastic!

Rock on,

Wheeze & SQueak