Bitches…I’m Back!!

Dear Jesus Lover,

The Messiah has decided to make his comeback by hitting the town. Starting the night off with good food and bubble tea COCK-tails are just what he needs. Off to the seedy part of town he heads…..

He arrives at Ms G’s….

Strikes a Saturday Night Fever Pose… Staying aliveeeeee!!!!

Checking out what is on offer…variety is the spice of life!

After sucking on his cocktail, some straw dancing was in order

Even Jesus knows Asians are a superior species, they can do mental math.  Shame about the lack of driving skills.

No night is complete without rubbing shoulders with celeb chefs, George Calombaris and the ever-so-famous Curtis Stone.

 Curtis was happy to see the Messiah.  Like all lessons before – good fakery is important George.

He finished off his meal with dessert and tea…

The Lord then decided that he will pay a visit to the house with the large neon numbers.

Until next time dear Jesus Lovers…

Rock On (The Messiah did long after the cocktails were finished),

Wheeze & SQueak

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Rescuing The Messiah

Dear Jesus Lover,

we met at the rendezvous point – a popular Mexican restaurant.  We were happy to find the Messiah in good health with all fingers and toes intact!  We were surprised to find the kidnappers sitting at the bar with the Messiah.  They said they had kidnapped Him because they thought He was a down and out actor hopeful taking the piss out of the Lord as a lookalike.  They crap their pants when they realised they tied up the real deal and were extremely apologetic.  They used the profits from the week’s drug takings to buy the Lord dinner and drinks!

Mexicans are really Jesus Lovers.

Nothing beats a good enchilada with hot sauce.  20c daredevil!  The Lord is bringing the heat!

With the sugar skull at the bar.  The party’s just getting started!!!

What else but TEQUILA!!!  Shots for everybody!

His Holiness showed everyone how it’s done.  With gusto!

Then was table top dancing…  He shook what Mother Mary gave Him.

And a margarita bath!  Sweet Jesus!!

Who needs SFA when you’re celebrating with tequila!

It was a good night.  What we can remember of it.  We are pleased His Holiness is back!!

Roca sobre la,

Wheeze & SQueak