Holy Hispanico!

Dear Jesus Lover,

The Lord was suffering a little Gertrude Street withdrawal from his recent Melbourne visit. Therefore, he decided to take a stroll down Surry Hills Crown Street to help cushion his come down.

The cafe culture was not as good but he came across this interesting individual:

Such an avid Jesus Lover!

 This smiley gentleman even let him tap dance on the old cash register. Another fine example of when old is gold!

“Child, you have it wrong, I am supposed to brand you.”

 Jesus marvelled at the giant rubber stamp they used to brand their paper bags. Sometimes manual labour just adds that extra touch. He looked around at the offerings of the store of fair trade sourced merchandise. Ahh..the array of crosses, sugar skulls and portraits of one of his finer children Frida Kahlo on offer.

He left with a small purchase..

“SQueak – get the bag!”

Next time you are in the mood for some sugar skulls or some insane accessories don’t forget to check out Holy Kitsch where you will get service with a smile. Jesus gives this store his blessing!!

Rock On!

Wheeze & Squeak

Holy Kitsch: http://www.holykitsch.com.au/pages/stores-trading-hours

Cloud Watching

Dear Jesus Lover,

His Holiness is back to the land of the uninteresting.  The taste and smells of Paris still lingering on His linen robes.

 He misses His like minded children, who chain smoke and think that drinking wine with your breakfast is acceptable.  This is the worst comedown.  Ever.

He’s already planning a return visit.  Absence makes the heart grow fonder.  For now He will have to plan for His next adventure, Gold Coast, Australia.  He supports their tourism post floods.

Rock on,

Wheeze & SQueak