Dear Jesus Lover,
The Messiah is very grateful for the following He has received in recent times. However, He realises that he must stay current. It has been hard work for him getting in touch with the common man and showing you that catholic priest are not the only ones that can misbehave.
His Holiness decided to pay a visit to the local CD shop to see what were the latest offerings.
Browsing the racks (CDs and ladies) he realised that anything in the discount bin just does not satisfy.
Jesus then came across a certain individual – Lady GaGa. Turning overleaf, he got excited by such tracks like Judas, Electric Chapel, Bloody Mary and Black Jesus just to name a few.
This is exactly what the church needs – controversy to keep it current!
“Meet me later at electric chapel?”
Bloody Mary, never let me get with chicks like these!
God’s choice – Government Hooker. Nothing like a bureaucrat to help you take the edge off. The experience is heightened if this bureaucrat can speak German. Imaging the tongue rolling involved.
Just like Jesus – say “NO” to piracy!
Wheeze & SQueak