Sweet Sistine Part Due

Dear Jesus Lover,

the Little Messiah was making his way through the hallways – it reminded him of his days in the mosh pits, minus the smell of green but the body odours have not changed much.

family fresco!

 Me, mommy and god!

Sistine Chapel: No photos allowed – probably due to the copyright image laws imposed by those Japs.

Good fakery – surprised no stamp saying made in china.

Always neatly trimmed hedges.

One for the mantle.

An “I AM JESUS, BOW BEFORE ME” moment.

Good work Benedict XVI.

The visit made the Messiah feel at ease. Benedict was doing his best, raking in the dollars with audio guides and unnecessary merchandise. Only tip: more controversy to keep the church current! Somehow he feels those catholic priest have this area well and truly covered.

Now, to enjoy the rest of his holiday!

Rock On,

Wheeze & SQueak

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Ciao Ciao Roma!

Dear Jesus Lover,

The Lord is happy to hit the juicy end of his trip. Rome. It is here where his main headquarters lies, Vatican.

He catches the Eurostar Italia again.

 

“SQueak – what train are we on again?”

After a quickie train ride Jesus demanded to view this site:

The Vatican.

Rock On,

Wheeze & SQueak

Cos I’m Tripping…

Dear Jesus Lover,

The Lord has decided to take a day out of the Milanese city and visit Lake Como. Where most of the Italians escape too during the summer to turn themselves into dark brown leathery bags.

No frills here, slumming it out with the common man on Trenitalia!

Crusing Como, sipping an espresso macchiato!

One small step for man, one giant step for Jesus Christ!

Spot check on this house in Bellagio – empty!!

The Lord understands that on a fine weathered day, worship may take the back seat. Just an obligatory visit to allow the tax deduction.

Joining the wall of fame, clearly their disguises did not allow them to go incognito!

“I spy with my little eye….topless sunbathers!”

Last stop – yet another Duomo, double tax deduction.

Had to make a pit stop at the cathedral dedicated to the Assumption of his mama Mary and the seat for the Bishop of Como.

No fingertips were burnt during the acquisition of this picture.

Alas dear Jesus Lover, The Messiah must bid arriverdeci to Lombardy and all its pleasures it had to offer. Next stop Firenzi where the streets are museum-like and smell like urinals. Bless the juxtapositions.

Rock On,

Wheeze & Squeak

A Catholic Priest Never Changes His Collarino

Dear Jesus Lover,

The Louvre takes 312 hours to cover.  He needed a break from all this culture and some of them were repeats hanging in His local pub so he couldn’t be bothered to act impressed.  So he went for a breather, to drink His blood and have a fag.

He was enraged to see that they hadn’t invited Him to join them.

And the woman didn’t even meet the usual standards.  Have standards. Raise the bar and keep it high.

So now He shakes his fists at the world.

 

Rock sur,

Wheeze & SQueak

Église Saint-Sulpice

Dear Jesus Lover,

the Lord was suitably impressed with yesterday’s visit to the oldest church in Paris.  Today He has decided to see if all the publicity from Angels and Demons has made any difference to Église Saint-Sulpice.  They were under strict orders to sell as many candles to the terrified as possible and he wants to see if they have met the quota.

Candles!  That’s €2 burning right there!

Love how they even have a photo of Joseph (that’s Pope Benedict XVI to you).

Checking out the confession facilities.  10 Hail Marys and last night’s visit to that establishment is forgiven.

He found the root of the problem.  It was clear early Catholic priests favoured boys too much, so much so they carved it into marble and passed that love on.  He studied the composition, the pervy gaze, baby on lap and pulling up other child’s skirt.  He lit a candle for their innocence and vowed to review the priest syllabus – perhaps more emphasis on discretion and bribery.

A must before He left!

Now with business all taken care of His Holiness can truly enjoy the sights, sounds, food and people of Paris!

Rock Sur,

Wheeze & SQueak 

Sweet G…

Dear Jesus Lover,

thank fuck its Friday.  The Lord is excited that the weekend is finally upon us.  As usual he has an exciting Saturday planned that will knock your socks off!  He was getting a little hot under the collar at the thought of Saturday night’s activities!!  Gelato was the answer to help cool him down (the standard tub variety just doesn’t cut it).

After taking the bus earlier this week, the Lord opts to be chauffeured.

I want it and I want it all!

“I’ll get this one, its on the Vatican anyway”.

Keeping his toes toasty.

Boys want to be like him.  Boys want to be with him.

Everyone needs a sweet little tambourine player, even Jesus.  ♥

 (He is the Holy Grail for Catholic Priests)

Rock On,

Wheeze & SQueak