Holy Horticultural Society

Dear Jesus Lover,

His Holiness does not encourage too many trips to IKEA, consuming synthethic meatballs on a weekly basis does nothing for you.  Today His Holiness suggests that you unwind in your local garden.  You may have to share your garden with the local community.

His Holiness runs his with his own holy horticultural society – Adam, Eve and Michael.  He would have preferred to have the holy trinity of boys but Eve had a hissy.  God always plays nice, bears it and rocks on.

 Don’t stray from the path.

The Lord likes a neatly trimmed bush. No strays!

 Let there be light!

Who needs a solarium? I created the sun – Genius.

Jesus Lover continue to trim your bush, work on your tan and have a quick roll in the hay to take the edge off.

Rock on,

Wheeze & SQueak


Getting Tidy

Dear Jesus Lover,

even His Holiness is not imunne from the plague of nether region ringlets.  He is on a mission to eradicate because he has a “big” day coming tomorrow. 

Leaving a strip is for the faint hearted.


Time to meet new people and embark on new adventures.  Jilat*.


Rock on,

Wheeze & SQueak


* = Google Translate.  Malay to English.  Any other search will lead you to poor quality Malay porn.