The Lord is spending his last day on the Amalfi Coast. He is spending today, tying up loose ends and finishing his trip on a high. After some much needed rays and SFA (sweet fuck all) at the pebbled beach, he tottles off to the Cathedral of Amalfi.
No mountain too high, no hill to steep!
“Come follow me” – words that St. Andrew followed, look what he got for it.
…A pretty crypt on one of the best coast in the world (location, location, location). It pays to be a fisherman and follow strangers! Jesus will be heading back home after a long trip living la dolce vita and is glad to know that his houses are still raking in the dollars. He shared his life with you, the least you could do is share some dollars with him. Bible sales up!
the Little Messiah was making his way through the hallways – it reminded him of his days in the mosh pits, minus the smell of green but the body odours have not changed much.
Me, mommy and god!
Sistine Chapel: No photos allowed – probably due to the copyright image laws imposed by those Japs.
Good fakery – surprised no stamp saying made in china.
Always neatly trimmed hedges.
One for the mantle.
An “I AM JESUS, BOW BEFORE ME” moment.
Good work Benedict XVI.
The visit made the Messiah feel at ease. Benedict was doing his best, raking in the dollars with audio guides and unnecessary merchandise. Only tip: more controversy to keep the church current! Somehow he feels those catholic priest have this area well and truly covered.
since His Holiness is billing the Vatican for His expenses He chose to get the business part of the trip done and over with. He spent the day in Paris’ oldest church, Paroissee Saint-Germain-des-Prés.
His flock has to be reminded of His high tolerance for pain. Loved the dramatic set up.
Equal opportunities for all. Both sexes can love Him and He loves both sexes. It’s a two-way street.
He loves animals too.
He loved the violence. Nothing better than a prepubescent priest wielding a cross stomping on a severed head on the Lord’s book to send the right message. He will smite you wet blankets!!! Also give generously.
The Lord is off to visit Saint Sulpice tomorrow and see what all the movie hype was about.
The Lord decided to do a little spot check at one of the local historic churches. He was pleased to see that its doors were open between services and the £2 he put into collection box made a healthy clank.
Loving the stained glass and high imposing ceilings.
The Messiah burned his finger in all the excitement. He loved the romantic feel.
Tested out the pews.
Checked out the reading material. Up to date!
Family portrait. The Messiah concluded He looks better in resin.
He felt right at home with the mini display and thanked them for their efforts.
He faced up to his fear of nails.
He said 10 Hail Marys and absolved himself of sin.