Dear Jesus Lover,
The Lords took His chruchmice to the trendy city of Melbourne, much like a school trip but they flew Virgin Blue instead of taking the bus. If there is only one thing He could take from His extensive travels it is; location, location, location. They checked into the Grand Hyatt, a 5 star luxury hotel smack bang in the middle of Collins Street. He loves the perks of having a flock which is afraid of being judged by their neighbours when the collection box gets passed round.
Only a high floor would do, obviously – look at the view!
It reminded Him of one of Pitbull’s top 40 hits…
♫ Baby you can get it, if you with it we can play
Baby I got cribs, I got condos we can stay
Even got a king size mattress we can lay
Baby I don’t care, I don’t care what they say
I know you want me, want me
You know I want cha, want cha ♫
But the sound of Wheeze and Squeak’s incessant chattering brought Him back to reality.
Where the Holiday Inn doesn’t provide L-shaped sofas, essential in the practice of proper lounging…
As with most things, BIGGER is BETTER! His Holiness also appreciated the sleek, black design. Silver TVs aren’t nearly as classy.
The Lord loves how in trying to provide everything, the hotel grouped all unnecessary items on the nightstand.
And all the necessary items together.
Look out Melbourne!!!
Wheeze & SQueak