Dear Jesus Lover,
The Lord is done with these city folk (ie. american tourist) and is heading off to the Amalfi Coast. Like a true Italian; he does not want to spend summer in the city!
“Trenitalia Eurostar – free snacks to those in first class”
Claudio the driver – manoeuvred the hairpin turns of Amalfi like a pro.
(Jesus still couldn’t help himself but backseat drive)
Jesus wants to remind all his readers that whale watching should only be done out at sea. He smites those that spoilt the scenery by making him “beach whale watch” instead.
Wheeze & SQueak