today The Lord is headed to the Santa Maria Delle Grazie where he will reminisce about the old days.
On time for my appointment!
In order to prevent further deterioration of the mural, no photography is allow! No exceptions. Even if the star of the shot is not the painting. Good thing Jesus has spread his word about good fakery!
“Da Vinci, my favourite child!”
Jesus is very fond of Da Vinci. A twisted mind that from years beyond his grave still manages to conjure up controversy that keep the church current! Is that John or Magdeline? Jesus and Judas – body double?
title adapted from one of the Messiah’s favourite Disney classics – Lady And The Tramp!!
After a 26hr flight with a transit in Abu Dhabi, The Messiah has finally reached Italy. He is glad to have his two feet firmly on the ground and to escape the potential threat of deep vein thrombosis from flying cattle class.
Following the designated signs.
Continuing with the theme of poor man travel – he took a train to Milan Central
Glad to see the arrival committee in place.
The Lord wanted this to be a low-key affair so he slipped past the greeting committee and made his way to the hotel. He preferred them to be celebrating Assumption Day* instead of tending to his every need, that is what his church mice are for.
Wheeze & SQueak
*Assumption Day: 15 August, the day of mother Mary’s passing and where she was brought up to heaven.
Jesus apologises for his hiatus. He is off to Italy, where his houses reign supreme with their renaissance, baroque and gothic architecture. Those Milanese mafias never fail to attempt to bribe their sins away!!
He has been busying blessing the streets of Sydney ensuring he balances out all the sins here before he heads off.
Last on his list – visit to his minion, the travel agent.
Shiny, glossy travel brochures!
He cannot wait!! Pope the homes better be of decent standard!