Dear Jesus Lover,
title adapted from one of the Messiah’s favourite Disney classics – Lady And The Tramp!!
After a 26hr flight with a transit in Abu Dhabi, The Messiah has finally reached Italy. He is glad to have his two feet firmly on the ground and to escape the potential threat of deep vein thrombosis from flying cattle class.
The Lord wanted this to be a low-key affair so he slipped past the greeting committee and made his way to the hotel. He preferred them to be celebrating Assumption Day* instead of tending to his every need, that is what his church mice are for.
Wheeze & SQueak
*Assumption Day: 15 August, the day of mother Mary’s passing and where she was brought up to heaven.