Dear Jesus Lover,
The Lord has long contemplated this phrase. He has decided that it is about time The Vatican pays for a little work expense trip – to Italy!!
He plans to spot check his beautiful creations to see whether they are utilising all the facilities that he has provided in their cities and that they are not there just for money making.
Some light reading for itinerary planning. It pays to plan ahead!
His Holiness will be visiting…. (wait for it).. Milan, Florence, Rome, Naples and the Amalfi Coast. God needs a holiday!
So The Messiah tottles off, how shall this be made a surprise visit?
Wheeze & SQueak