Dear Jesus Lover,
the Lord was leisurely strolling along the street hoping to bump into more meter maids and looking for a place to top up on His cigarettes when He spotted these outside the tobacconist!
He was intrigued. They were sort of like Kenny off South Park but more well dressed.
It appeared they weren’t intrigued. Just smitten. They came in handy for a lift to the counter when He was asking for His Lucky Strikes.
The Lord was appalled at the poor suture work but likes the idea of spares.
Wheeze & SQueak