Dear Jesus Lover,
sometimes you must NOT impose restrictions upon yourself. The Messiah heeds this philosophy and heads down to Surfers Paradise.
Feels the wind in his hair and in between his toes
He is glad to know the lifeguards are on standby but he is not disrobing to jump into the sea today. Holy water must remain a scarce commodity!
Lifeguards are like condoms, always at the ready.
The Lord got comfortable..
Better than latex mattresses with a good view.
He can let his hair down knowing there will be no parking fines.
Wheeze & SQueak