Dear Jesus Lover,
The Lord has made it safely to his modest quarters. Despite the paper thin walls and drab carpets He is impressed by the aspect that the balcony provides.
Work on your GTL (gym, tan, laundry) – the Holy Trinity of life. Maybe just T if you are on holiday. No one likes a pasty shag.
Catching up on some light reading, wonder what the royals are up to this week?
He then heads to the local tourist information centre.
Too many choices.
He was annoyed that there was a serious lack of service. Since there was no one to help provide him with any vital tourist information he decides that this will be a holiday based soley on SFA and meeting his children. Priorities people, priorities.
Wheeze & SQueak