Life Lesson No.3: How to Be Faketastic!

Dear Jesus Lover,

the Lord understands sometimes you must pretend/put on a show/deceive/bullshit for personal gain.  Life is such and He is sympathetic to the trials of life.  But he insist that if you pretend/put on a show/deceive/bullshit for personal gain, you do it with flair, enthusiasm and even better if it’s for a good cause!

This Elvis impersonator is obviously missing the gaudy get up and a lot of hair.  This is poor Elvis fakery.  His Holiness was disappointed as he thought the memory and the music of the royalty of rock and roll deserved better.

BUT!!!

He found this gem!  He gave generously by text to save tiger cubs in the wild.

He hopes you have been inspired to take your performances of fakery to greater heights, be it fund-raising, talking your way out of law enforcement’s expensive evil grasp or the weekly blowjobligation.  If you are faking it – be faketastic!

Rock on,

Wheeze & SQueak

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