Dear Jesus Lover,
The Louvre takes 312 hours to cover. He needed a break from all this culture and some of them were repeats hanging in His local pub so he couldn’t be bothered to act impressed. So he went for a breather, to drink His blood and have a fag.
He was enraged to see that they hadn’t invited Him to join them.
And the woman didn’t even meet the usual standards. Have standards. Raise the bar and keep it high.
So now He shakes his fists at the world.
Wheeze & SQueak