Dear Jesus Lover,
the Lord made his way through all the great pieces of sculptured art. He stopped to marvel at a great pair of legs and an ample bosom more than once. His masterpieces deserve a lingering second look. Damn those inappropriately dressed American tourists!!!
The only gender giveaway. And it’s subtle.
Who needs the Creation of Adam? Move over Michelangelo. I am the new black.
His own temporary display. Kneel before Him!!
His Holiness found a more appropriate throne.
Wheeze & SQueak