The Louvre

Dear Jesus Lover,

the Lord is all psyched up for the art at the Lourve!  There’s too much to cram into this resurrection, so He has done his best and purchased a 3 day pass.

The mandatory pyramid photo.  Yet another icon in Phallic Paris!

He cut the queue that stretched forever to get in.  Purchase your tickets online.  He has given you the gift of the Internet!

He was pleased to see many of His subjects soaking in the culture.

Like any experienced traveller, He got a map and planned is route of attack!  The main aim – to see the Mona Lisa!  He’s always been intrigued why Leo painted that smug bitch.

He grabbed a quick drink and was appalled by the lack of alcoholic beverages!!!  The French should stay true to themselves and sell some wine!  Art is best appreciated under the influence (you may read into that).

Tomorrow His Holiness admires the beauty of the sculptures and tries to answer the eternal question, “Why are their dicks so small???”

Rock sur,

Wheeze & SQueak

 

 

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