Dear Jesus Lover,
The Lord decided to do a little spot check at one of the local historic churches. He was pleased to see that its doors were open between services and the £2 he put into collection box made a healthy clank.
Loving the stained glass and high imposing ceilings.
The Messiah burned his finger in all the excitement. He loved the romantic feel.
Tested out the pews.
Checked out the reading material. Up to date!
Family portrait. The Messiah concluded He looks better in resin.
He felt right at home with the mini display and thanked them for their efforts.
He faced up to his fear of nails.
He said 10 Hail Marys and absolved himself of sin.
Wheeze & SQueak