Dear Jesus Lover,
friday has come around again. Usually The Messiah uses his Friday afternoons to get ready for his weekend appearances. However, this friday is an exception. Since His Holiness will be going away soon, he will actually be working the weekend, drumming up new followers and doing spot checks on His houses.
So this friday he has his lunch break while catching up on a few current affairs.
“Minion get me a pair of Spanx. If Oprah likes it, it must be good”
He enjoys his lunch watching an0ther icon of biblical proportions on television. With his Columbian fair trade coffee of course.
Wheeze and SQueak