Dear Jesus Lover,
His Holiness is off to travel soon. He needs some R&R after pushing his propaganda and meeting the little people on the street. Despite His resurrection, some maintenance work needs to be done to keep Him well aligned and balanced.
He paid a visit to his chiropractor for a little crack and rub down.
In chiro speak “Jesus is a crack addict”.
Just like The Little Messiah, do not forget to look after your temple. Get it aligned and adjusted. You too like The Messiah may end up a “crack” addict. He walks out feeling good and 0.5cm taller.
Wheeze & SQ ueak