Dear Jesus Lover,
His Holiness sometimes finds the gym too boring andspices up his exercise routine with a game of badminton with friends. He is the firm favourite for off-court line calls as his height limits his involvment. He goes for mainly social purposes and enjoys trash talking the opposition. Threats to smite them unless He wins never fails.
He is always right. Undisputed line call.
Wheeze & SQueak