Dear Jesus Lover,
the Messiah is bored and has decided to book up a last minute getaway. He could not resist The City of Light where his children are all chic and the food is sinful. He is busy referring to the ultimate travel Bible – Lonely Planet to plan the perfect mini getaway. His Holiness intends to bless the Eiffel Tower, soak in some culture at the Lourve and be wide-eyed at the Moulin Rogue. He is packing air fresheners and razors just in case the rumours are true. Grooming habits should never take a vacation.
Parisans, je vous aime et vous quitter!*
Wheeze & SQueak
*Parisans, I will love you and leave you!