Dear Jesus Lover,
Monday has come around again. The Messiah hopes you have enjoyed your weekend. He certainly had a good time (thanks Otter). However, you must not neglect your calling. His Holiness did not and decided to visit the common people, preaching his word. He starts off the afternoon indulging with one of his disciples over an over-priced lunch.
Ready to rock on!
He then went door to door preaching his good work. (We didn’t mention self praise is no praise)
I will lead this lamb to the slaughter
Jesus gets in all the good gigs. (Buddies with the door bitch)
He decided to go all the way and catch public transport just like a commoner. (He did not appreciate the wet bench or lack of shade)
Or lack of a bus and civilisation
Jesus had a revelation; the ones on death’s door are best – they offer cookies and milk.
Wheeze & SQueak