Dear Jesus Lover,
you must remember to be well-groomed. It opens the door to many opportunities. The Messiah’s dishellved spiky bed-head look does not come easy. God is no exception. Jesus has to share the same wash basin as everyone else.
But he gets a full body suds bath.
Catching up on a little light reading. 2011 years has taken its toll – time for a little botox?
Making new friends with Melissa (The Messiah starting to dabble in “dollification”?)
Jesus loves an “otter” apprentice. Third year apprentices only – no rookies.
God has to pay – no exceptions! He choose to go cash free.
Jesus is a big tipper.
As we have said dear Jesus Lovers, grooming opens many doors.
They keep you coming back.
Wheeze & SQueak