Dear Jesus Lovers,
although the Messiah is not gainfully employed, He still looks forward to a bit of chill time. It’s Saturday! And if He should see fit to bless you with warmth and sunshine, go converge at beer gardens and all other establishments of pleasure. Carry this pleasure on way into the night for unlike Him, you only live once.
All beer is good. Work hard so you may be able to afford better varieties.
He gets all the best invites.
Go forth and make the most of your weekend.
Wheeze & SQueak