Dear Jesus Lovers,
we thought we’d treat you to something a little more light hearted than anti-bacterial handwash. Jesus has blessed the local funfair with an appearance.
Win with Jesus. May He bless you with many cheap funfair toys.
Height requirements may mean going on tamer rides, don’t let it kill your spirit.
Jesus has a sweet tooth.
We might follow this up with the Messiah making a trip to the dentist. Brush. Floss. And gargle. Jesus does not condone cavitites.
Wheeze & SQueak